Public Service Announcement

This has nothing to do with Austin, or moving.

For the love of God, if you ever see a pregnant woman, do NOT ask her when the baby's due. Don't ask her the sex, don't ask her the name, don't ask if she has any other kids. Don't ask how far along she is, don't ask how she's feeling, and DON'T PAT HER BELLY. Don't say "Wow, you look like you're going to pop!" Don't stroll down memory lane with her and recall your own 4 pregnancies. She really doesn't care.

In other words, don't acknowledge her pregnancy in any way, shape or form.

If you know of a woman who is, say 39 weeks pregnant, don't email her, text her, call her, Facebook her, or any other form of contact her and ask her how she's feeling, or if she's had that baby yet.

Trust me, she's more anxious than you are. She's swollen beyond belief. She doesn't fit into her maternity clothes anymore and feels like a big fat cow. She hasn't had a good night's sleep in 3 months and has to pee every 5 minutes. She is sick and tired of it all.

She feels like a massive pile of cranky bitch and doesn't feel like answering you.

That is all.